professional tea drinker

femalewrappers:

puts a fish in a condom for the aesthetic

asvprock:

My anaconda doesn’t like being unfollowed.

dutchster:

trying to send a dick pic like

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mulders:

bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something

I destroyed my body for a peace of mind I never got. Unknown
Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

Edm is freedom

money isn’t important, it’s just essential