professional tea drinker

volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

http://whitepassing.tumblr.com/post/83698763357/canaydian-its-a-young-boys-first-year-of-school

canaydian:

its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.

a few years later his…

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

  • Girl: come over
  • Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
  • Girl: my parents aren't home
  • Me:

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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mangledsmile:

i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here

fuck



Anonymous:

how many pregnancies have you prevented?

condom: