professional tea drinker

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

Anonymous:

I think the issue here actually is why did you reblog something with the URL "shootallwhitepeople"?

yole-mole:

thisisnotjapan:

Because I think white people deserve to be treated equallyimage

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i am the whore of tumblr

straydogkidnapskids:

i found it

tfw gf

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Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do. Unknown   (via phuckindope)

joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

suctioning ur such a tumblr weeaboo lmfao